Hark, I have news of a most excellent nature! Whether your beard be curly or straight, red, blonde, black, or brown, dry or oily, timid or wild-this Beard Oil will act as your tool, your potion, your miracle. You might wonder-Why? How? When? Where? Well, read on, good sir!
Nothing else, my goodman!
With ingredients like tea tree oil, rosemary extract, and other growth-inducing oils, you can bet on it. And you won’t lose.
Softer, stronger, thicker, shinier, HEALTHIER beards?
Always and forever! You deserve nothing less than your most polished facial fur ever.
Because as a bearded gentleman, you deserve a mane unlike any other. A mane so fierce, so manly, so marvelous that it’s the envy of your friends, the pride of your parents, the magnet of ladyfriends, the solver of problems, and the maker of laws. This Beard Oil is the tool to help you attain such a beard.
Be a man who is also a lion. Be a fighter for love and a lover of the good fight. Be a gentleman-a Polished Gentleman.
- BEHOLD! YOUR SEARCH FOR A BETTER BEARD IS OVER. Because, my goodman, you’ve found the Beard Oil that will transform your bitty beard into something most majestic!
- SMELL LIKE A GENTLEMAN. With just enough scent to lightly please anyone’s nostrils, this Beard Oil utilizes delectable cedarwood oil, tea tree oil, rosemary extract, and more to create the sensory delight that is this Beard Oil!
- ONLY THE BEST for a gentleman such as yourself! That’s why this Beard Oil includes NO chemicals, irritants, mullets, alcohol, or gluten. It will absolutely be the deal of the day for you today my goodman!
- NATURALLY MAGNIFICENT: Olive oil! Avocado oil! Almond oil! Argan oil! Jojoba oil! Tea Tree oil! Vitamin E! Ingredients!
- SMOOTH, SILKY, AND SEXY. You beard shouldn’t be scratchy, itchy, dry, or cranky. It should be soft, smooth, shiny, kind-hearted, healthy, and GLORIOUS! This Beard Oil is your new secret weapon to get it there.